SubstantialStag

GEMSofWisdom

A fast and irritation-free shave, even on the sensitive areas that have wonky grain patterns and with products not made by a hippie soap maker. I could seriously only use Chiseled Face for the rest of my life and not pay tons of money to all the hippie soap makers who can’t possibly have the ability to research what is good for my face and are only out to hype their products in order to separate me from my money and still not pay exponentially more money to the mega-million-dollar-giant-corporations with unlimited R&D budgets who can research the latest and greatest products to make my shave and facial care the greatest it could ever be.

Sprayin’ for school

First day, but no students until tomorrow.

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